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Hilarious Coffee Translations!

Below is a list of common words and phrases that I hear quite often as a coffee lover.  Think of the list below as an “Urban Dictionary” for coffee phrases and words.

1.A cup of coffee.  Not a true 8oz cup, but a travel mug filled to the brim of more than likely 14-20 oz of coffee.
2.Joe. Not a neighbor or an old man, but a nickname for our precious cup of coffee.
3.It’s working! What you yell to your wife or husband when the coffee you drank an hour ago finally hits your bowels.
4.Poop Juice. A drink that makes you poop.
5.I need my fix! We say this when we are feeling withdrawal symptoms and need coffee STAT.
6.ThunderBrew.  A horrible bowel-related side effect of drinking coffee.
7.Skunk.  Ordering a white and dark chocolate mocha.  (This is one of my favorite drinks!)
8.  “It’s a bit nutty” (in a British voice).  “This black coffee tastes like shit”.

There you go! Are there any other coffee phrases/words that you use that are not on this list? I’d love to hear and potentially add them to my list!